Thank god for creating man. It teaches higher mortals (read women) to appreciate themselves a little more.
When a man rushes to help a woman carry heavy boxes/books, opens doors for her, treats her a like she is the daintiest person he has ever come across, a woman turns a million times prettier than she is; she becomes powerful with the knowledge of what being a woman truly means.
On the other hand, when a woman treats a man like he is the best thing that could have ever happened to him, she promptly turns into his maid/pastime when there's nothing on TV/ babysitter/nurse. Of course, there are men who would disagree and state the numerous times where they paid attention to their love interest and she spat a deadly combination of fire and venom at his face. Well, buddy, with no due respect to you, you were being a jerk.
Let's deal with the facts here:
Guy interested + girl uninterested = guy is a jerk
Guy uninterested + girl interested = guy is a jerk
Guy interested + girl interested = that's love.
The rule is just as simple as the other rule of life, "girls don't fart."
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